12-28-2012, 03:43 PM
The most interesting ad in the world. (2000 Pontiac Grand Prix) - $2300 (Lake Elsinore)
Date: 2012-12-28, 10:09AM PST
7nkrh-3460376857@sale.craigslist.org[?]
I have written this ad in different contexts for your convenience. Please, find the section that you most closely adhere to.
Rednecks:
This car is cleverly camouflaged as a Chevy truck, you'll love it. (Shotgun not included)
Gangsters:
Within a week of buying this car (and putting some 32" rims on it)
you'll be pimpin' the hoes and slapping the bitches like it's second
nature. There is plenty of trunk space for rival gang members or when
that unruly bitch won't shut her trap. (9mm not included)
The Rich:
Multiply the price by three, add 15% interest and have your people contact my people.
College students:
Great on gas, roomy and spacious for those parking lot adventures and I
will include an entire box of Top Ramen(Your choice of flavor!).
Families:
Plenty of room for car seats, and those cute drooling goblins you love
so much. Carpets and seats freshly cleaned and ready for your kids to
make a whole new mess of them!
The Commuters:
CD player works. This car will make you hate your daily drive a little bit less than before.
The Surfers:
Dude, you can totally lay the back seats down fit your surfboard in. Righteous.
The Paranoid:
All the locks work, car has an alarm and you can easily fill the center console with pepper spray and pocket knives.
Everyone else:
This is a great car and is in excellent condition. You should buy it. Twice.
Now for the facts:
2000 Green Pontiac Grand Prix
Clean title
V6
4 door
Automatic
CD player AM/FM radio
Tilting steering wheel
A/C and heater work great
Full disc brakes, ABS
Power everything
Great Yokohama tires
191k miles, but only 100k on new engine
Spare, jack, and tools in great condition
Runs great, drives smooth
I have the title, and a clean vehicle history report
The only thing this car needs is a new owner. Asking 2300 OBOCall or text me at (951) 285-6721
Thanks!
Date: 2012-12-28, 10:09AM PST
7nkrh-3460376857@sale.craigslist.org[?]
I have written this ad in different contexts for your convenience. Please, find the section that you most closely adhere to.
Rednecks:
This car is cleverly camouflaged as a Chevy truck, you'll love it. (Shotgun not included)
Gangsters:
Within a week of buying this car (and putting some 32" rims on it)
you'll be pimpin' the hoes and slapping the bitches like it's second
nature. There is plenty of trunk space for rival gang members or when
that unruly bitch won't shut her trap. (9mm not included)
The Rich:
Multiply the price by three, add 15% interest and have your people contact my people.
College students:
Great on gas, roomy and spacious for those parking lot adventures and I
will include an entire box of Top Ramen(Your choice of flavor!).
Families:
Plenty of room for car seats, and those cute drooling goblins you love
so much. Carpets and seats freshly cleaned and ready for your kids to
make a whole new mess of them!
The Commuters:
CD player works. This car will make you hate your daily drive a little bit less than before.
The Surfers:
Dude, you can totally lay the back seats down fit your surfboard in. Righteous.
The Paranoid:
All the locks work, car has an alarm and you can easily fill the center console with pepper spray and pocket knives.
Everyone else:
This is a great car and is in excellent condition. You should buy it. Twice.
Now for the facts:
2000 Green Pontiac Grand Prix
Clean title
V6
4 door
Automatic
CD player AM/FM radio
Tilting steering wheel
A/C and heater work great
Full disc brakes, ABS
Power everything
Great Yokohama tires
191k miles, but only 100k on new engine
Spare, jack, and tools in great condition
Runs great, drives smooth
I have the title, and a clean vehicle history report
The only thing this car needs is a new owner. Asking 2300 OBOCall or text me at (951) 285-6721
Thanks!
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Give a man a fish he eats for one day, teach him to fish he eats forever!
Give a man a fish he eats for one day, teach him to fish he eats forever!
