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funny internet stuff
#1
MySpace: Died a couple of years ago. Facebook: In the hospital. Twitter:
At the strip club throwing ones at the big booty bitches.
just something to make you say haha, got have a little smile at some point in the day right!
Let God lead the way!
Give a man a fish he eats for one day, teach him to fish he eats forever!
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#2
so, everyday i get texts from friends with jokes on them. I'll post a few of my favorite ones here. Some may be offensive.





1. Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pac-man. For 25 cents, that bitch swallowed balls until she died.





2. Studies show that sucking dick weakens the vocal cords. I guess
that's why you always text and never call... Stay strong cock sucker!!!





3. Vodka $19.99

Motel $54.99

Condoms $2.99

Finding out she swallows and loves it in the ass? Priceless! Fuck Visa! It pays to DISCOVER.
Let God lead the way!
Give a man a fish he eats for one day, teach him to fish he eats forever!
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#3
hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace so i can twitter your Yahoo till u Google all over my Facebook
Let God lead the way!
Give a man a fish he eats for one day, teach him to fish he eats forever!
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